Politics? You mean what I think really matters?

Oh... sorry, my mistake. Regardless of that small fact, I will likely try to vote in our upcoming election. Which reminds me to print out and fax in my absentee ballot forms... which makes me wonder how its possible that as a people we can somehow keep the CFL afloat but can't manage to set up an online registration system. Ah well, paper trails and whatnot. Better to keep tabs on those of us who have fled the country for unknown reasons.

I have my good friend Dan to thank for this little gem, again reminding us that no matter how hard they try, Conservatives in Canada have no souls. It is my own personal belief that a soul is what blesses someone with a sense of humor. It certainly marks someone as intelligent if they can crack a good joke. You might not agree, but perhaps you are a PC voting, souless monster, bent on the destruction of mankind and the eating of kittens and puppies. Anyways. It seems that Canadian politics have jumped into the 21st century with abandon. Yes, there are campaign blogs. May I draw your attention to the Liberals and the Conservatives. Now I'm not one to judge, but who really believes that the PC blog writer isn't enjoying some puppy chow? I mean, please, its like the writer is doing everything in his or her power to be prim, proper and pointedly un-funny. Okay, let's be realistic, his power, they are conservatives after all, women are likely banned from the bus for fear that they will become hysterical from the pressure of trying so hard to live and succeed in a man's world. Regardless, my point is one of souls versus no souls. And I think its pretty clear here. Get a sense of humor buddy. Sadly, there was no NDP blog. I was getting excited too. And okay, the Green blog isn't hilarious, in fact they seem to have some multiple personality issues, but I must admit that I'm a dirty tree hugger at heart. Sorry dad. Frankly, I was planning on spoiling my ballot, but at this point the prospect of surfing political websites instead of writing is quite appealing.

Dan's going to be pissed with me for my conservative jibes, I can tell. He hates the Liberals almost as much as I hate this essay I'm meant to be writing.