Everything has fallen out of my ears while I was sleeping... I knew I should have pulled an Elephant Man. And my piercing hurts for the first time in months. And I can't remember anything I've studied. And I think I should have had coffee instead of tea.

And I'm out of milk.

And I'm going to crash and burn, I can feel it. It'll be a severe uphill battle just to avoid throwing myself in the river. Or out the window. Or both (out the window followed by dragging myself into the Cherwell). Time to don my sub fusc...